52. Barbed-wire tattoos
53. Being SUPER tan in February
54. Acrylic finger nails
55. Diner at 3 am, and your ENTIRE graduating class is there
56. Reppin your nationality like its a full time job
57. Only dating Italians, because you are Italian
58. If you ARE from Jersey: It's the ONLY state...everywhere else is "mad stupid"
59. You are a sick hold-em player b/c you won one hand in AC when you went with your dad when you were 18
60. Your car payment is so high that you can't move out of your parents home
61. Your high school teachers also taught your parents
62. Super straight, over highlighted hair. ALL year
63. Guys that "pimp their rides"...But, it's an automatic
64. Still calling elementary school friends by their first and last names
65. Enough perfume/cologne on to smell you across the mall
66. If you're NOT from Jersey: It's all a refinery
67. South vs. North Jersey dichotomy
68. Making a day trip out of Short-Hills Mall
69. "yo girl..."
70. Jersey Shore bars
71. Thick necked Guidos
72. High insurance rates
73. Stressed out people
74. JAPS (Jewish American Princesses)
75. McGreevy homosexual scandal
76. Highest home purchase prices
77. Traffic all the time
78. Opie & Anthony radio show
79. Turnpike--ugliest road ever!
80. Asian nail salons per block
81. Tanning salons
82. Bling everywhere!
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